Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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