You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I will be naked everywhere
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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