Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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