I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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