Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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