I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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