This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
send nudes
from the living room?
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