and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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