Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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