It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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