But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
