Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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