Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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