are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
