Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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