Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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