seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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