Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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