new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
