Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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