I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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