just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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