8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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