As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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