I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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