Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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