Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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