Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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