I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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