I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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