well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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