what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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