Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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