found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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