Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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