im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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