Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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