She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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