Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
