So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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