Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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