I wish I only lived at night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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