so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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