yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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