Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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