Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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