He kissed a someone with a penis
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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