ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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