Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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