After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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