um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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