Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
