Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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